Top 5 Things Steve Won't Announce Today (but kinda wish he did)

5. Not only am I happy to announce a 3G iPhone, but everyone who bought the first generation will get a free upgrade.

4. Apple TV is a great device for watching amazing shows and starting right now you can stream live Apple events through your wireless network. This is the only way to watch Apple events live as they happen.

3. Last year I made a call to Starbucks live on stage when announcing the new iPhone. Today I’m happy to advance that call to the future with iCoffee: a service that not only delivers your coffee to you but has a cool Apple logo on the cup.

2. This past weekend I asked a group of developers to clone Twitter and we’re happy to launch right now: iTweet — A service that will never see downtime.

1. We’ve been hired by Microsoft to redesign their OS.